Harry Kurtzman, the atheist insult comic
If these Born-Again people want to take the Bible literally and impose laws taken from the Old Testament on 21st-century America, they should be forced to adopt the following Biblical ways:
They should wear Biblical garb made only of materials known to the land of Judea two thousand years ago.
They must drive to work that way.
In an ox-cart – the only means of transportation.
They must speak in an ancient tongue like Aramaic.
When they get fired, they must not preach in the parking lot: “Castelli Brothers Cadillac Dealership Unfair to First-Century Christians.”
Must be made to live on manna. If no manna is available, they must substitute Wonder Bread.