Moussaoui Claims: I Shot Kennedy, Kidnapped Lindbergh Baby

In a shocking curtain call in the courtroom where he had just been sentenced to life without parole for his purported role in the 9-11 terrorist plot, Zacarias Moussaoui proclaimed that he was responsible for many of the worst and most mysterious crimes in American history, including the assassination of John F. Kennedy and the kidnapping and murder of aviator Charles Lindbergh’s infant son.

Moussaoui’s final proclamation seems to have been one last attempt to inflate his reputation as a criminal arch-fiend before being taken away to spend the rest of his life in a maximum-security prison. "I, who am responsible for 9-11, Iran-Contra, and the Y2K disaster, am the winner. America, you are the loser," the self-incriminating stooge spat defiantly.

Moussaoui ignored his legal counsel’s admonitions to keep quiet and gleefully incriminated himself in the first World Trade Center bombing, the attack on Pearl Harbor and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. "There’s also strong evidence tying me to the disappearances of Natalee Holloway, Amelia Earhart and Judge Crater,” Moussaoui told shocked onlookers.

Although Moussaoui’s prosecutors dismissed his outburst as the “ravings of a man who was perfectly sane during the trial, but has since lost his mind,” other government officials gave credence to some of his declarations. “Finally, we know who killed Kennedy,” said Senator Arlen Spector, a member of the Warren Commission.

Senior members of the Bush Administration were said to be working on a deal with Moussaoui in which he would take full responsibility for the war in Iraq, the outsourcing of American jobs, and global warming.