Friday, June 22, 2007

General, the enemy has launched its super whoopee cushion!

From a story today on headlined, "Fringe Science Yields 'Gay Bombs' and Psychic Teleportation" about how the Pentagon is spending $78 billion a year on whacked-out weapons and space research:

Scientists are exploring beamed speaker systems that only one person can hear and foam that makes the enemy slip and fall.

Other top-secret projects on which they're working include a giant squirting flower, an enormous dribble glass and the world's biggest banana peel...

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